Jacob Ware: The Booty Warrior

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*Jacob walks into MarioStar92's house*

MS92: *thinking that it's his mother* HEY MOM! I'M IN THE SHOWER! THERE'S SOME JUICE ON THE TABLE!

Jacob: Ok ^_^! Take your time!

*Suddenly, a blue, white, and black recolored Mario appears. His name is Jbro.*

Jbro: What are you doing here?

Jacob: *head turned in the other direction* I came lookin' fo booty.

Jbro: You came looking for sex with MarioStar92, who is an underage boy?

Jacob: Oh, I ain't come lookin' fo no little boiz. I got no milk, no cookies, nothin'.
...I came lookin' fo maaaaaaaan's butt.

Jbro: Man's butt? Excuse me?!

Jacob: Now, calm down Jbro. See, I called ya Jbro. I watch yo Machinimas all the tiem. You're gonna have some of dem Nigger Marios outside MS's house waitin' to arrest me.

Jbro: *sigh*. This isn't working cu-

*Jacob jumps on Jbro, and pulls his pants down*

Jacob: DON'T FUCK WITH ME...IMMA...IMMA...IMMA WARRIOR!!!!!!!

Jbro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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