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*Jacob walks into MarioStar92's house*
MS92: *thinking that it's his mother* HEY MOM! I'M IN THE SHOWER! THERE'S SOME JUICE ON THE TABLE!
Jacob: Ok ^_^! Take your time!
*Suddenly, a blue, white, and black recolored Mario appears. His name is Jbro.*
Jbro: What are you doing here?
Jacob: *head turned in the other direction* I came lookin' fo booty.
Jbro: You came looking for sex with MarioStar92, who is an underage boy?
Jacob: Oh, I ain't come lookin' fo no little boiz. I got no milk, no cookies, nothin'.
...I came lookin' fo maaaaaaaan's butt.
Jbro: Man's butt? Excuse me?!
Jacob: Now, calm down Jbro. See, I called ya Jbro. I watch yo Machinimas all the tiem. You're gonna have some of dem Nigger Marios outside MS's house waitin' to arrest me.
Jbro: *sigh*. This isn't working cu-
*Jacob jumps on Jbro, and pulls his pants down*
Jacob: DON'T FUCK WITH ME...IMMA...IMMA...IMMA WARRIOR!!!!!!!
Jbro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
I'm alive.
Discord: Stoic#5606
Late, Final Journal. (Update)
I know not many will read this, but I guess it's a treat for those that do.
I've been absent from the "DMR Community" for over six months now. I think it's about time I've actually explained myself.
Some of you may know that my leave was the result of a tantrum I threw due to a debate on whether or not holocaust jokes are acceptable. My opinion still stands, but it was a bit of promotion of censorship, something I'm against.
I owe a late apology to Zenon for the slanderous things I stated later that day.
I would be willing to re-insert myself into the group, but it doesn't matter all that much to me.
Like I said to GS, I don't really care
Closure
This has been eating at me. People have jumped on me, calling me a hypocrite for leaving over my realisation. These ignorant people called jokes about people being killed perfectly fine, and inoffensive in any way. How is this at all defensible? Like I said, I'm for free speech, but making a mockery of death is crossing the line. The fact that I was the only one who knew well enough to call them out on this has shown this community's true colors. I'm disgusted. I really am. Ignorance like this angers me to no end. The fact that anyone could have this mentality scares me. What have we become? You people have turned into what we've fought again
Update
I'm still alive. I got Dragon Ball Xenoverse day 1, complete with the code for Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta and the gold and crystal Frieza armors. The online, mainly connecting to the main server, is being a shitload of fuck. When you can actually get on, the game's very fucking good, and I really recommend it.
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