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*Jacob walks into MarioStar92's house*

MS92: *thinking that it's his mother* HEY MOM! I'M IN THE SHOWER! THERE'S SOME JUICE ON THE TABLE!

Jacob: Ok ^_^! Take your time!

*Suddenly, a blue, white, and black recolored Mario appears. His name is Jbro.*

Jbro: What are you doing here?

Jacob: *head turned in the other direction* I came lookin' fo booty.

Jbro: You came looking for sex with MarioStar92, who is an underage boy?

Jacob: Oh, I ain't come lookin' fo no little boiz. I got no milk, no cookies, nothin'.
...I came lookin' fo maaaaaaaan's butt.

Jbro: Man's butt? Excuse me?!

Jacob: Now, calm down Jbro. See, I called ya Jbro. I watch yo Machinimas all the tiem. You're gonna have some of dem Nigger Marios outside MS's house waitin' to arrest me.

Jbro: *sigh*. This isn't working cu-

*Jacob jumps on Jbro, and pulls his pants down*

Jacob: DON'T FUCK WITH ME...IMMA...IMMA...IMMA WARRIOR!!!!!!!

Jbro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THE END!

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:iconroblox3themax:
roblox3themax Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
@below2 Dang so much emotional affection going on!

#ScarredForLife
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
U BRO!!
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:iconroblox3themax:
roblox3themax Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
I was joking to .-.
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner May 1, 2014
oh sry
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:iconsuperbluey2749:
SuperBluey2749 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The guy/gal below almost made me puke.
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
I almostt made youh puuke ?! Im just shoing that I CARD ABOT RAU
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:iconsuperbluey2749:
SuperBluey2749 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was joken' :c
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Oh...uhh
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
i loved you all the time Ray

and you we're the only guy who understood me

who I was with me a long time

my favorite guy online


So what do you say will you be my internet boyfriend
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:icongravus97:
Gravus97 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student Artist
He probably gived up with teh internet so yea
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Dammit
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:iconsuperbluey2749:
SuperBluey2749 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey Ray, what's up?
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:iconbradgaredo:
BradGaredo Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Student Artist
This kind of thing makes me fall off my chair in laughter.
Keep up the good work, my sir.
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:iconprincesspeaches12:
PrincessPeaches12 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
Is this the Krusty Krab?
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:iconkoopalegends:
KoopaLegends Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Hi.
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:iconprincesspeaches12:
PrincessPeaches12 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Ray....I'm sitting at your chat. d:
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:iconstarman3screenshots:
Starman3Screenshots Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
Thank you Ray  for the icon C: spread this hashtag around #ExposeWare
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
Hey Ray

[typo name sry]
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:iconraykidd226:
RayKidd226 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
Erm, who is this?
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:icondiscordedskge:
discordedskge Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
im emily skye

you do remember me right?
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:iconraykidd226:
RayKidd226 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
You mean GeekOtaku?
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:iconroblox3themax:
roblox3themax Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013
Ever since last year i hated you and i took it kind of seriously but i`ve changed

Back then i`ve been
noobish
annoying
and imature

but since you left all i was thinking was bugging you to take it back but i was the one who deserved to apologise
not you

so I'm very sorry for last year

-BM
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Jbro109 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
Upload moar pics Rei
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